Wrong! The BEST PLACE is the cashier's line at any WalMart when some house fro is ramming you with her pushcart. The next best place is Sam's Club.

Yesterday I was looking for a replacement lid for my Brute trash can at a local Sam's. When finally I got to the checkout line this woman and her hyperactive kid began crowding me so I let one rip. I mean, this was a MILLION MEGA-SKUNK BLAST! It was so bad I almost moved to another cashier line. When the stench wafted up the nose on my tormentor, she grabbed her little darling and swiftly moved on to greener pastures while mumbling something to herself in a language I didn't understand.

Good for you, tmacklin !
I LIKE it !
Bet the mom was a 50lb+ overweight ugly battle-ax too, right ?
Serves her and her unruly brat right !
Hope she got a HUGE WHIFF.

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Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL, if you have to ask what is "NORMAL" , you probably aren't !
Failure may not be an OPTION, but it is ALWAYS a POSSIBILITY.
ALL systems are GO for MAYHEM, CHAOS, TURMOIL, FIASCOS, and HAVOC !

Here I beg to differ. Tis better to unload in an EMPTY elevator. Then, sit quietly, pretending to be reading a book in the lobby, and watch for your victim to step in to go for a ride. An elevator car can hold a good colon bomb for at least 15 minutes.

The look on their face when they step in and turn around toward the control panel........
PRICELESS!

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there's something you should know.

The three men I admire most
are Curly, Larry, Moe!"

Meat Loaf

Should have yelled after her; "hey lady, I think yer kid is packin' a load!"

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there's something you should know.

The three men I admire most
are Curly, Larry, Moe!"

Meat Loaf

Happy National Hot Dog Day!

...................he said quite frankly.

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4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

Chemically, alcohol IS a solution.

NAR# 94042
SAM# 0078

It was also Monica Lewinsky's birthday.

<insert your own joke here...>


Bill

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It is well past time to Drill, Baby, Drill!

If your June, July, August and September was like this, you might just hate summer too...

Please unload your question before you ask it unless you have a concealed harry permit.

: countdown begin cr dup . 1- ?dup 0= until cr ." Launch!" cr ;

Give a man a rocket and he will fly for a day; teach him to build and he will spend the rest of his days sanding...

I did not have sexual relations with that women!

I wish I did !

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Picked up 3 packages of Koegel's Viennas in Dayton yesterday. Had 2 dogs last night.

Pretty tasty with mustard on a bun. Can't wait to try them with cold kraut!

Bob

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AMA# 157091

VRCS# 154

A&P# 42x xx xxxx.

I was waiting for a friend in a market next to the hot dog display and started reading ingredients. Every one had high fructose corn syrup except Nathan's.

Just something I noticed.

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