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Fresh Holiday PRANK Ideers ?
Anyone have any fresh, quality, holiday PRANK ideers ?
Always looking for fun but NON-destructive PRANKS to pull on family members during the holiday season. While the "TURD in a punch bowl" gag IS funny, not looking for anything that bad. One year a cousin and I over-coated the whipped cream on a Lime Jello Cake with Foamy Lime SHAVING Cream ! That one was a total hoot. Mayhem, ALWAYS MAYHEM !
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Find a praying mantis egg mass in the woods and secretly hang it on their tree? After a few days in the inside warmth, the tiny little praying mantises would hatch and fill their home with 3/8" tall, tiny bright green mantises (mantis nymphs look like tiny versions of the adults) one egg sack contains hundreds or thousands of the little buggers.
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Light a paper bag full of dog crap on the front stoop and ring the doorbell?
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Don you now your gay apparel and troll the ancient Christmas Carol.
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In the dentist's office yesterday, I spotted something funny on the back of a magazine for kids. It's was a postcard that you cut out and mail to someone telling them that you have given them the gift of a "150 pound fruitcake." According to the message on the post cards, the cake "feeds 600" and will be delivered on a date that you write in. It advises the recipient to prepare a "10' x 8' x 6'" refrigerated space for the fruitcake.
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After the kids go to sleep on Christmas Eve, put away the Christmas tree and all the presents and decorations. Then put up Easter decorations and set out Easter Baskets.
When the kids wake up, tell them they missed Christmas because they've been in a coma for four months. |
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LOL plus Five Stars! |
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Heh, good one, Doug.
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Fruit Cake ideer is hilarious.
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GH, surely you've got some teenage nieces, nephews, cousins or some such animal in your clan who is as ornery as you are, right? Maybe you could convince one to say something like this during the Christmas dinner:
"What is this stuff Grandma? It looks like lung butter!" |
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