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National Janitor Day- do YOUR part !
October 12th is National Janitor Day.
Make sure you do your part in celebrating it by leaving them a little Sumthin' Extry ! It's the perfect day for any of the pranks listed below, and will let them know you thought of them- yuk yuk ! The Upper-Dekker or Topp Shelfer The oldie-but-still-nasty Dump-In-A-Sink The Urinal Deuce The Logg-Jamm The Old-Faithful The Splatt-N-Smeer Spraying Liquid-A$$ or TexA$$ stink prank in cafeterias, meeting rooms, lecture halls. Naturally practicing any of these prior to Oct.12 is suggested to achieve pranking perfection. Infantile/Sophomoric yet satisfyingly Agitating/Aggravating/Antagonistic. YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! Ity'll Doo !!!
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Any Takers ?
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Dude, don't complain if your karma catches up to you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma |
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I don't buy into any of that karma crapola.
That entire concept comes from a part of the world that literally is an open cesspool.
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I imagine the purpose of this day is to thank people who do a generally thankless and little appreciated job. I don't imagine most would feel very appreciated by these "gifts"!
I'm actually pretty impressed by the woman who provides janitorial service in my building. She said she could make more money going on welfare, but felt insulted by taking other people's money for doing nothing. Too bad more don't have such self-respect. |
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Ain't that the truth!!! Bless her heart! Later! OL JR PS. Actually what *I* think would be EXTREMELY funny is if all the janitors went together and got GH a present this year... like a big, hairy, stinky TURD in every desk drawer!!!! Now that thar is FUN-NEE!!!! YEE HAW!!!!! YUK YUK YUK!!!! Now that thar is a'prankin' done RIGHT!!!
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WRONG-O, slick.
Tryin' to prank the PRANKSTER (me) will result in a mega-prank back. Examples could include an exhaust sytem full of potatoes/bananas, hidden rancid dairy products, etc.
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Well, there you go again. |
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"Pranketh others as you would wish to be Prankethed"... -- First Book of "How Not to be an @$$clown"... Pranking the pranksters results in a downward spiral of ever more severe pranks... peeing in your coffee pot, turd in your sandwich, stuff like that... Finally someone "goes nuclear" and then the fur really flies! @ssclowns at their finest... Later! OL JR
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Generally people dont PI$$ in the Coffee Pot unless it is well provoked and deserved. More often than not it is a RIGHTEOUS 'gettin even' with some mgmt douchebag.
I don't condone the practice, but definitely understand why someone would do it.
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When in doubt, WHACK the GAS and DITCH the brake !!! Yes, there is such a thing as NORMAL, if you have to ask what is "NORMAL" , you probably aren't ! Failure may not be an OPTION, but it is ALWAYS a POSSIBILITY. ALL systems are GO for MAYHEM, CHAOS, and HAVOC ! |
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