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What Santa Does A Week Before Delivery Day
Here is a Photo Scene of what Santa does before his famous delivery day.
Yep, you guessed it, he has to test everything! All cardstock paper items. These are years old, last years 7.1 Earthquake damaged them when they fell from a book shelf and a book landed on top. Already started a rebuild. Sleigh needs rebuilt, the Redstone broke off the launch smoke, the launch legs are toast, cord broke for control wire. Mike |
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I think what he does is DRINKS A LOT of liquor.
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I agree. He needs to "carb up" before the big night! His sleigh runs on Ethyl.
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Just got back from the store. Found some tiny little beer mug LED lights, he will have one in his left hand when I'm done! Maybe an elf up in a second story window with a crank supply the mugs to Santa while he is doing his testing. Mike |
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